mouth watering!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Dad turned out to be good at Wii. If they have a Tiger Woods golf game, then we'll never see tv again!

Oh brother. Golf is even worse than baseball. Sigh.

What is LBD?!

AC/DC? Now I'm as confused as Glamma.

I can't believe Dallas gave up his older sister's age -- how uncouth! I have always looked to your well bred family from Connecticut for etiquette advice. I think it's time to bring your Mom's column back because clearly we're all suffering without it.

Happy Birthday Dallas! You have such a good looking family! :D

LBD?

wth is that (other than lesbian bed death)

Please tell my brother Dallas that his sister's ages are not to be discussed.

Little Black Dress is the other definition. I actually had to e-mail the fug girls to find that out.

Dallas LOVES to blurt out women's ages. What do you think his Mama would think about that? Hmmmppfffttt. Not much I would suspect.

Nah nah nah nah nah nah! ha!!

If you need a better description of LBD, I think that only Jill can describe it, as she is patient zero and is the most well versed on the subject. Jill?

All I can say about LBD is that I seem to be the cure for it...

She gave it to me last September. All I know is that I need to stear clear of Patient Zero until after the wedding!

ohh ok i recall now...

Lesbian Bed Death is the phenomenon where a couple stops having sex after being together for a long time. Lesbians are all too ready to move from fiery romance to feathering the nest (hence the U-Haul on the 2nd date). And what follows is a warm, cuddly, committed but asexual relationship. I suffered for years from this affliction and seemed to give it to everyone that I had any casual contact with (Roqweesha claims that I even infected her over the phone). My powers were so great that I infected Jocelyn, one of the most heterosexual women around -- all of the sudden, she lost all sexual interest in hot men after talking to them a couple of times and just wanted to be their friends. Clearly, I am the cure for the world's overpopulation problems.

While many therapists have searched for a cure, there is no known effective treatment at this time, and THAT INCLUDES TIM.

Thank you Jill for moving to Arizona. See look at me now? Happily engaged. My LBD is cured. Do you think that Tim could carry it back with him after visiting you in AZ? I think they should quarantine him at JFK before releasing him back into the general population. This is serious business. My parents want more grandkids. This could affect their happiness! Think of the children Jill! Save the Children!

That's why I moved to AZ - I'm trying to ruin any future John McCains out there by preventing his/her future constituents from being born. I'm a political genius.

But I can see where I'm not wanted... Can I visit after the babies are born? At least that way you won't have to worry about them ending up like Jamie Lynn Spears. I really should move to Hollywood next.

You are so smart! You should do regular tours all through the bible-belt on a regular basis and visit as many churches as possible!
Can you do anything about the FLDS? Free all those wives!

After the baby is born, please come give him/her and their mother LBD. No need to destroy my body more than once.