November 21, 2007

Todays first question comes in from confused in the Navy Yard:
I'm a 30 something professional woman with a problem. A few weeks ago at a Halloween party I found myself in a situation that some might call a "gang bang" in the bathroom of the bar. Now, I've EPT'd myself twice and it looks like I am pregnant. The problem is that I don't know who the baby daddy is. It could be Spiderman or Captain Hook. Not only do I not know which one of these characters knocked me up, but since we were in costume, I have no idea who they really are.
So my question to you, Jocelyn's Mom is: Can you give me a really great Thanksgiving dessert recipe?

AND Jocelyn's Mom Says:
Dear 30 Something, do you remember the old saying, "when God was handing out brains, you thought He said trains, and asked for a little red one?" How is that red train these days? Your situation does not have an easy (or hard) answer. Since you don't know the father's identity, you'll have to decide how you want to handle the pregnancy. A personal choice. Why not try to learn something from this experience and show that you've matured.

As for a Thanksgiving dessert, nothing beats pumpkin pie!

Question # 2 comes in from Debbie over at Smitten Kitchen!
I would only ask your mother boring things like what her favorite recipe is, and who needs anonymity for that? Oh, but if she wants to share any embarrassing stories about you from when you were growing up, I don't think anyone would complain. ;)

AND Jocelyn's Mom says:
Hmmm. The one that jumps to mind is Jocelyn's first date. I think it was for a local fair. I can't remember the name of the young man but, as all proper dates should, he came to the door to pick her up and to meet her parents. Jocelyn, being just a lovely "tween" was a bit nervous. She came flying down the stairs, skidded across the room and rammed into the sofa! I think her hand got slammed into a car door too. In other words, it was a normal first date.

Mmmmmm, well that wasn't too embarrassing. I was worried you would tell them something dreadful like the night of the Grateful Dead show. Which just stating the fact that I went to a Grateful Dead show when I was a teenager is HUMILIATING enough. I AM SO EMBARRASSED. There thought oughta give them ammunition for a while.
Well, I am off to Mexico! Have a great Thanksgiving and I will be back Monday night with bikini shots of course! Til then Lauren & Alexis will be entertaining you!

Ciao for now!

Jocelyn

November 21, 2007 10:58 AM

Comments

Posted by: Jill at November 21, 2007 09:32 PM