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January 04, 2007

Last night we went out to meet up with Oh Jackie Oh who recently broke up with her girlfriend. It's hard to imagine why anyone would want to break up with the hottest lesbian in NYC, but she has this repeat pattern of dating people who are evil. The last troll excuse for a woman was an anti-semite who claimed that she understood where Hitler was coming from! And this latest pathetic excuse for a woman was caught shoplifting at Salvation Army! Who steals from the poor?
Anyway, Tim, Jill and I caught up with Jackie at the Metropolitan Bar in Williamsburg. We sat around their fire place and while the gang had cocktails, I had a freaking ginger ale. It was then that I realized that we were only 1 block away from Fortunato Bros., the best pastry place in NYC. So I walked over and picked up a dozen assorted canoli's and pastry's. Jackie had never had a canoli before? What kind of Italian is she?

Oh Jackie Oh and Jocelyn. If only I was gay--we would be the perfect couple. Plus my parents would be so proud--She is a nice girl from Greenwich, like ME!
Oh Jackie Oh & Jocelyn

Tim, wearing the new Marc Jacobs hat that I gave him for x-mas:
Tim

Fortunato Bros. YUM
Fortunato Bros

Tim & Jill. I think it is time to out them. The grace period is over. They're dating! Since last summer. A happy hipster couple. When is the punk rock hipster baby with a mohawk coming? God!
(Sorry Cupcakes)
Tim & Jill

Tim, clearly enjoying his Fortunato Bros canoli:
Tim enjoys his canoli

Ok. Ciao for now!

Jocelyn

January 4, 2007 07:43 AM

Comments

I heard that Jackie oh's ex kicks people's dogs when they're not looking. She also just got back from the holocaust denial conference in Iran. Pure evil I tell you.

Posted by: gail at January 4, 2007 08:10 AM

I also heard that Jackie Oh's ex spits on subway poles, burned a cross on her black neighbor's yard, and helped falsify election results in Florida in 2000. Jackie, come over for dinner sometime, Gail and I will soothe your heartache.

Posted by: Kreepy Uncle Steve at January 4, 2007 09:50 AM

Poor Cupcakes

Posted by: M at January 4, 2007 01:14 PM

omg


*tear

HAPPY FKN NEW YEAR TO YOU TOO.

I can take her...

bring it!


*pout*

I knew Tim was cheating on me.

I think Jill and Oh Jackie Oh would make a lovely couple.


blah, you suck, tim.

Posted by: Cupcakes at January 4, 2007 03:47 PM

oh and another thing...


ALL THOSE MONTHS OF ME POURING MY HEART OUT ONLY TO HAVE YOU RIP IT OUT AND MAKE A MOCKERY OF ME IN SUCH A PUBLIC FORUM... HOW DO YOU SLEEP AT NIGHT?!?! OH SURE ALL OF YOU LAUGH AT POOR OL CUPCAKES...


(ok, for real tho.. congrats, you really do look super cute together.. the 2nd to last pic would have given it away if you didnt mention it.. oy @ the way shes looking at him.. soo sweet.)

Posted by: Cupcakes at January 4, 2007 03:59 PM

How do you think I feel? I have to deal with knowing I'm getting Cupcakes's sloppy seconds. I feel dirty and violated. I'll never measure up to her.

BTW- Oh Jackie Oh and I tried dating 2 years ago, but I wasn't racist enough for her. Maybe I'll take her to a local KKK rally and find her a new love. It will be hard to find someone equally as unattractive as the others since everyone will be wearing hoods. Although, knowing her predilection for kink, she might enjoy that...

Kreepy Uncle Steve -- Do you still have your video camera? I see a great film in your future.

Posted by: Jill at January 4, 2007 10:07 PM

While there is certainly more than enough Tim to go around, it's true, Jill and I went up the hill to fetch a pail of vodka some months ago and we've been tumbling down ever since. All the red velvet, buttercream and frosting in the world couldn't tear me away. Just call me old-fashioned.

Posted by: Tim at January 5, 2007 10:21 AM

Jill don't lie....its not that you weren't racisct enough....its that you are too attractive. Everyone know the reason it would never work for me and Jill or me and Jocelyn is that they are both too good looking.

Posted by: jackie at January 5, 2007 05:15 PM