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January 09, 2007On Sunday Jill and I went to support our friend Gail at her bridal shower. As you know, I do not do Bridal Showers. They are trite, and the games are so cheesy, the whole affair is uncomfortable and disturbing. The last one I went to was filled with ridiculous games, that might be entertaining to a 5 year old, and I got to listen to the bride bad mouth the groom for 3 hours. I swore showers were off for life. Poor Gail, so embarrased:
Gail with her Mom & Steve's Mom: Gails Mom in red and all the sassy Jersey ladies from the best table at the shower! Ok, now that my punk rock street cred is completely out the window..... Here are my new skinny jeans. The ones Mama Jade & Dallas got me for x-mas did not fit right and I was finally able to exchange them yesterday: Back to regularly scheduled debauchery real soon! Ciao, Jocelyn January 9, 2007 10:20 AM CommentsAre those c*ck-rings from Crate in Barrel? Who knew? Posted by: Jill at January 9, 2007 11:51 AM Thanks for trying ladies, but the c*ck-rings didn't fit... When I tried them on last night, they were more like bangles. Posted by: Kreepy Uncle Steve at January 9, 2007 12:00 PM Bangles? KU Steve is like a donkey, and by that I mean a real JACKASS. Nice work at the shower ladies thanks for the "nightwear." Posted by: Gail at January 9, 2007 12:37 PM Get your minds out of the gutter.....they are NAPKIN RINGS. Great pictures Joce. I'm glad you had fun. I did notice the hole in the panties. I wonder what it's for? Posted by: gail at January 9, 2007 01:07 PM Jill & KU Steve, It's ok, the shower is over. You can be as mis-behaved as you want. I want a c*ock ring fashion show! See you at Sopranos tomorrow!! Gail, Back door shenanigans of course. C-ya tomorrow! Posted by: jocelyn at January 9, 2007 01:21 PM I've been saving my bad behavior card for just such an occasion... Posted by: Jill at January 9, 2007 01:23 PM Nice try..... my back door is for exiting only! Posted by: gail at January 9, 2007 01:32 PM Ah ah aha ah ah ahHA HAHAahhaha Or you could wear them with lo-lo-lo jeans and have a little peek a boo at the top of your butt crack? The true meaning of putting the ass in class. Posted by: jocelyn at January 9, 2007 01:43 PM Daniel & I had a party instead of a shower for our wedding. I wanted men to be there and no party games. Yuck. We're hoping the same thing will happen if someone gives us a baby shower. Much more fun to make it a party...I can take pics of everyone acting silly drunk and no one will try to wrap toilet paper around my belly...hopefully. Posted by: Keely at January 9, 2007 02:16 PM shower already?? that must mean the weddings soon..
hes such a tramp. congrats on getting married... you 2 seem like you have a lot of fun together..
Posted by: Cupcakes at January 9, 2007 02:29 PM ROCK OUT WITH MY C*CK-RING! Cakes- sorry we couldn't fit you in. My 3rd Cousin Iriving from Skokie, IL RSVP'd yes, and that bumped you off. I'll make sure to take you as a date to Tim's wedding. You can cry on my shoulder. Posted by: KU Steve at January 9, 2007 03:16 PM Whats funny about this is that my step-brother's name is Irving and hes in Belleville Ill. OMG could we be related...? you know the whole kevin bacon theory?
Posted by: Cupcakes at January 9, 2007 09:47 PM Wow Jocelyn, you look SO totally thin! Posted by: Shannen at January 10, 2007 12:52 PM |
