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December 21, 2006Jocelyn asked me if I wanted to guest-blog today while she's still in the freaking hospital. I mean, what the hell? From what I understand even patients after open-heart surgeries are kicked out in less time by grinchy insurance companies, and yet she's still IV-bound after nine days? That girl always has to be dramatic, right? Anyway, Jill is too kick-ass a blogger for me to even pretend I could fill her skinny jeans, but Joc helped me out by texting me a recipe I have no doubt she's craving, along with any solid food, frankly, as she begs the mean nurses to unhook her IV long enough so that she can go to the gift shop. (So far, no luck.) Jocelyn, please forget this Andy Warhol nonsense and come home, soon, before your diary of partying and other exploits is reduced to comfort foods and happy homemaking. There's still time!
Jocelyn's English Muffin Pizzas First you buy Thomas's English muffins. Healthy people can substitute Food for Life's 7 grain English muffins. Find that random jar of pasta sauce in the fridge. If I had my choice, I would use Bove's of Vermont Vodka Sauce. Spoon sauce onto muffin and toast for about 5 minutes. While they're toasting, grate the cheddar cheese. My favorite is extra sharp Vermont cheddar cheese. Take muffins out after 5 and pile on the Vermont cheddar and put back in the toaster and toast until all cheese is completely melted. Deb note: This recipe will come in especially helpful if Jocelyn succeeds in qualifying for medical marijuana. Brilliant, eh?
December 21, 2006 05:25 PM CommentsI just came back from the hospital visiting Jocelyn and she said she's very excited about your delicious comfort food for when she gets out! Posted by: Lauren at December 21, 2006 05:46 PM We internet friends (read: stalkers) are still curious what the eff happened to poor Jocelyn. Any hints? Anyone? It's lovely to see Ms. Smitten over here, but come on, we miss the Rock Star. Posted by: M at December 21, 2006 08:04 PM ya i gotta agree with M on this 1. Posted by: Cupcakes at December 21, 2006 09:13 PM That makes three here. Still wondering what's up and hoping you're out soon--you have Christmas pajamas that need you. Posted by: Tree at December 22, 2006 12:46 AM Ok.....I'll be the 4th "what the h e l l happened" stalker! Get well soon!!!!! Posted by: Shannen at December 22, 2006 10:25 AM Ok.....I'll be the 4th "what the h e l l happened" stalker! Come on, doncha know we here stuck in the burbs live vicariously through ya??!!!! Get well soon!!!!! Posted by: Shannen at December 22, 2006 10:27 AM I sent her an email not knowing she was sick. Major WHOOPS! Hope she gets better. Sully Posted by: Sully at December 22, 2006 11:19 AM So I think I realized where we all went so horribly wrong: We had no exit strategy. Before all this nonsense, Jocelyn and I would sprawl out on the couch devising clever of ways to move into hospital at least once a week (usually Sunday afternoons, strangely enough). Of course, we never got passed slipping past the heavily armed guards or had the foresight to develop an exit strategy. Now that I look back on it, I can see that we really underestimated our enemies. The really annoying part is, since Jocelyn isn't allowed to eat, we can't even smuggle contraband into her room via baked goods. Those english muffin pizzas would have been the perfect hiding spot for a box cutter... Posted by: Jill at December 22, 2006 02:57 PM Don't worry, we're breaking her out before Christmas if they don't drop the charges. Posted by: Lauren at December 22, 2006 03:37 PM Obviously all you stalkers know nothing of Andy Warhol. sheesh. Posted by: Crystal at December 22, 2006 07:51 PM well.. thats not true... I know how he died,, when the remark was made that shes taking her love for warhol a lil far it coulda been numerous things.. for example : was she shot in the chest a few times? Is she a homosexual with a "slightly bizarre" personality and a jilted lover tried to kill her?
wtf @ stalker.. im meerly an avid reader who on occasion has requested drunken nudes of tim. Posted by: Cupcakes at December 22, 2006 09:11 PM get well soon joc. Posted by: hubs at December 23, 2006 01:49 AM Free at last. Free at last. Thanks everybody for missing me. I am back. For those of you who missed the Andy Warhol reference: Andy died in 1986 while getting routine gall bladder surgery. I checked in to hospital because of my gall bladder. Fortunately I did not have to have it out. Phew. But I did suffer major digestion problems due to my bratty effin pancreas. Shit, it sucked so bad. But I'm back and I am going to get right to blogging. xoxo, Jocelyn Posted by: jocelyn at December 24, 2006 12:25 PM |
