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December 20, 2006Where, oh where, can my Little Jocelyn be?
While it's nice to have my run of the loft, I find that without her supervision, I watch far too many Lifetime Original Movies for woman... and someone needs to save me from Tracy Gold, Tori Spelling, Kellie Martin, and myself. I'm thinking of enlisting Creepy Uncle Steve to drive up to CT and bust her out... maybe we should send her a cake with a saw in it? Should I be sneaking her cigarettes and moonshine so she can bribe the nurses (and get a morphine doggie bag when she finally gets parolled)? I'm worried she's going to get mixed up in some seedy hospital gang and we're going to have to hire a deprogrammer when she's released. On the bright side, I think she has accidentally discovered the perfect diet -- morphine and saline solution. Does anyone know where I can get a portable IV and morphine drip? Ebay? On that note, I'm beginning to get suspicious of her cover story... GET WELL SOON JOCELYN! LonelygirlJill December 20, 2006 10:47 AM CommentsHey Jill / Jocelyn :)))) I'm a long time reader of Rock Star Diary and although I've never posted before, I feel like I know all of you.....kinda like a t.v. show (heehee) I just wanted to say, "What in the world HAPPENED?????!!!!!! Oh and get well soon Jocelyn!!!!!
Posted by: Shannen at December 20, 2006 11:41 AM Jill, you are a crack up! Maybe you need to start your own blog. Rock Star Diary 2.0? Posted by: M at December 20, 2006 01:56 PM Poor Jocelyn, I can't even imagine what you're going through, I have an upset stomach right now and I want to die... Poor you. On the bright side, just think that you're going to look like a supermodel by mid-January: first, your morphine and saline solution diet will get you looking like Kate Moss by the time you're released, and second, once you get your nose-job, you'll have the face of Nicole Kidman. So, I think it's just the universe conspiring to make you a supermodel. Posted by: Gertie at December 20, 2006 03:38 PM Poor Jocelyn, I can't even imagine what you're going through, I have an upset stomach right now and I want to die... Poor you. On the bright side, just think that you're going to look like a supermodel by mid-January: first, your morphine and saline solution diet will get you looking like Kate Moss by the time you're released, and second, once you get your nose-job, you'll have the face of Nicole Kidman. So, I think it's just the universe conspiring to make you a supermodel. Posted by: Gertie at December 20, 2006 03:41 PM OMG I totally agree with "M".....Jill you need to get a blog, you're totally funny :))) Posted by: Shannen at December 20, 2006 04:13 PM Jocelyn is pulling a fast one on all of you. I am sure she is off getting married again, or maybe, hunting down Cupcakes, or arrested in Mexico. In fact, this blog was used as the pilot for a TV show - INTERVENTION. Feel better Jocelyn. Posted by: KU Steve at December 20, 2006 04:31 PM well, she wouldnt have to hunt far for me... although it would be odd to see her walk into my shop... "hi, im "rockstar diary" gimmie a cupcake,bitch" Oh and if you do decide to come, please bring Tim with you.. or at the very least, some drunken slutty pics of him.. I'd pay you in cupcakes and espresso! (what better deal could there possibly be?) Feel better girlie.. Lisa. Posted by: Cupcakes at December 20, 2006 04:57 PM Cupcakes - can we arrange a trade of photo for photo. That only seems to be fair. Posted by: KU Steve at December 20, 2006 05:36 PM I can't believe you're still there! But if you keep this diet up, you'll be Page Six ready by mid-January. Just in time for the post Christmas sales at Marc Jacobs! Chin up! We can't wait to see the recovered Joce. Posted by: Alexis at December 20, 2006 08:33 PM |