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December 15, 2006

Oh No!

Ordinarily checking into hospital is a festive occassion full of the promise of narcotics and sexy spongebaths. But alas, this time is a tragic exception, as Jocelyn was rushed in from the ER Wednesday night. Never in my life, have I seen her so upset (and I've witnessed several drunken tantrums... how was it possible that the pain she was in was more intense than the psychological pain inflicted by a lost slice of pizza to the Brooklyn streets in the middle of the night?). But alas, it's true, our dearest Jocelyn is in quite a dire state and needs all the love and support we have.

I would like to be able to provide some answers, such as when she will be released from hosptial, and whether she's going to be cut open in the next few days. As hot as "Doctors" are in theory and on television, the ones at this particular hospital need to take some serious bedside manner lessons from Dr. McDreamy, as we have yet to get any concrete answers, other than she may be allowed to eat jello at some point in the future.

Here is her IV that was put in rather roughly in the ER (not in a hot way, unfortunately)
IV

She was NOT happy in her new room on Thursday
Before Morphine

The promise of a self-administered morphine pump did perk her up a bit
After Morphine

Look how happy she is after a wardrobe change and some narcotics!
Changed and Happy
She nodded off promptly after posing for her Covergirl phtotshootshot.

Get better Jocelyn! I miss you!
Anyone who wishes to visit her, should give her a call or text her. Hopefully she'll avoid the knife and be home in a couple of days.

Best wishes!
Jill

December 15, 2006 12:35 PM

Comments

Well that totally blows. However, even when you feel awful you still looko great!

Feel better soon--

Posted by: Tree at December 15, 2006 01:10 PM

BAM! She's smiling with her IV!
Tyra would be so proud.

Posted by: Jill at December 15, 2006 01:13 PM

oy, what happened?

Posted by: Cupcakes at December 15, 2006 01:50 PM

aww baby. should i fly out and help you take some of those pills? i hope you are ok.

Posted by: paulie at December 15, 2006 02:18 PM

Thanks for all the well wishes! I still feel awful, but presents will help. Gift certificates to Mark Jacobs will be accepted in lieu of flowers.

Posted by: jocelyn at December 15, 2006 05:55 PM

If this was a drug overdose, you're taking your love of Courtney way too far. Hope you're feeling better soon!!

Posted by: M at December 15, 2006 10:45 PM

Being in the hospital sucks, but getting morphine can be a plus. If you're going to be there awhile think of bringing your own sheets, hospital sheets are gross. Feel better!

Posted by: Amanda at December 15, 2006 11:58 PM

Hospitals suck. Feel better soon!

Posted by: Keely at December 16, 2006 08:13 PM

Hope you don't spend a second more in there than you have to. Get well soon!

Posted by: michael at December 17, 2006 11:44 AM

I'm glad you're in the Greenwich Hospital now. They're more like a weekend resort than anything else. Feel better!

Posted by: Lauren at December 17, 2006 01:59 PM

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i wanna know whats wrong with 1 of my favorite blog people...

someone hook a sista up.

Posted by: Cupcakes at December 17, 2006 03:59 PM