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October 31, 2005

Horton brought home a chair & Bose loves it!! I think he has become emotionally attached to it. He has not gotten out of it in three days!

Look how happy Bose is:
Bose

Bose Huh?
Bose-huh?

Bose YAWN:
YAWN

Bose:
Bose

Bose:
Bose

Bose:
Bose


Farm Fresh Fred came over for Fish Taco Night. But this time I made them! They were so amazing. I am so glad I can make my favorite food in the whole world!

Farm Fresh Fred & Jill:
Farm-Fresh-Fred&Jill

Jocelyn & Jill(we are hiding because we were scary Sunday, been on the couch all day):
Jocelyn&Jill

Ciao for now,

Jocelyn

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October 28, 2005

Jill dragged Horton & I to go see Mike's band at Scenic on Ave. B in the East Village. When we got there another band was playing that was so loud and awful we went to the upstairs bar and waited for Mike's band to go on.
Finally Mike came and got us and we headed downstairs and found a nice spot in the corner to watch. Mike was really good playing drums, however, he should fire the rest of the band. They were dreadful. They were making noises with their guitars that sounded like a combination of what it would sound like if you dropped a guitar and what the subway sounds like when it is screeching to a halt. It was painful. I had my ears plugged about half the time. The sad part is that Mike has a beautiful voice and actually is very musical and has real talent and the rest of band won't even let him sing.
Well, I have done my duty, I don't have to go see them again. Sigh.

Here's the only pictures I took, it was too painful to get to close--my ears are still ringing:

Mikes Band:
Mike's Band

Mike in action:
Mike's Band

Ciao for now,

Jocelyn
(was that mean? sorry I am so truthful)

11:47 PM | Comments (0)

Jill, Horton, Mike and I partied at the Dream loft tonight. Made plans for the weekend and dabbled in the luxuries of anti-anxieties. No really Jill made one of her classic Indian dinners and we watched Real World. Good wholesome fun. We took some pics of our total cuteness:

Jill, Horton & Jocelyn:
Jill, Horton & Jocelyn

Horton & Jocelyn:
Horton & Jocelyn

Jill, Horton & Jocelyn:
Jill, Horton & Jocelyn

Horton, Jocelyn & Jill:
Horton, Jocelyn & Jill

Jill, Horton & Jocelyn:
Jill, Horton & Jocelyn

Jill, Horton & Jocelyn:
Jill, Horton & Jocelyn

Jill, Hort & Joce:
Jill, Hort & Joce

Joce, Horton & Jill:
Jocelyn, Horton & Jill

Ughhhh, huh, What?
Uhhhh What????

Horton, Jocelyn & Mike:
Horton, Jocelyn & Mke

Horton, Joce & Mike:
Horton, Jocelyn & Mike

Horton, Joce & Mike:
Horton, Jocelyn & Mike

Hort, Joce & Mike:
Horton, Jocelyn & Mike

Because Thursday nights are better at the Dream Loft. What did YOU do last night that was SOOO important? Ok, I was totally serious, we were not the Least BIT ANXIOUS!


Ciao for now,
Love, Xanax and chicken grease,

Jocelyn

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October 26, 2005

Here are some random pictures I've taken of my peeps over the last couple of days, while they passed through the dream loft:

Jill:
Jill

Horton:
Horton

Jacquelyn:
Jacquelyn

Oh Jackie Oh Oh:
Oh Jackie Oh Oh!

Jocelyn:
Jocelyn


Ciao for now,

Jocelyn

11:12 PM | Comments (7)

October 24, 2005

Trinity College 80's Party. Lorraine is having a blast at up in Hartford. She sent some more pics to share (I shamelessly use them to sex up the blog). Looks like Camp Trin Trin is the perfect place to send your son or daughter:

My sister, Lorraine:
Lorraine 80's party

Good grief, where did Brett ever find those pants?:
Brett at the 80's party

Lorraine & her friends, 80's night:
Lorraine with her friends on the way to an 80's party

Yep, she's definitely my sister:
Lorraine--fabulous at the 80's party

Ciao for now,

Jocelyn

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Jill and I went to see Juliette & The Licks at Bowery Ballroom tonight. I have to admit I was a bit skeptical about how good they were going to be, but she is one of my favorite actresses so what the hell. That skepticism faded the very moment Juliette walked out on stage. Ladies and gentleman Juliette Lewis is a total fucking rockstar. I loved every minute of it. And all the guys in her band were TOTALLY hot and I secretly hope she is sleeping with all of them, I know I would be! I took lots of pictures, here ya go!

Juliette Lewis, Rockstar Extraordinaire:
Juliette

Look at her outfit!! LOVES IT:
Juliette & the Licks

Juliette & The Licks:
Juliette

The Licks:
Juliette

Juliette & The Licks:
The Licks

Juliette & The Licks:
Juliette

If you get a chance visit her WEBSITE and listen--they are really good.

Ciao for now,

Jocelyn

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October 23, 2005

I travelled all the way uptown to 102nd St. & Broadway for Jenny's oh so FABULOUS cocktail party!!! Nothing that far uptown has EVER been so good. Well maybe the cocaine in the 80's! ;-)

Mike was in town from Normandie, France, so they had a little get together:

Here's a funny story: Tim told me he had never seen me as a brunette before! I guess he forgot all about me at Debbies wedding:
Deb & Jocelyn

More of me being brunette at Deb's wedding:
Alex & Jocelyn

Or at Darren & Alice's Beach Party in Sept.:
Lci, Joce, Knuckles & Rhiannon:

Pretty funny.


ANYWAY, here are the pictures from tonight!

Jenny:
Jenny

Mike: (Great job Jenny with the hairstyle!--If only I was there to apply eyeliner!)
Mike

Darren:
Darren

Alice and the world famous Molly:
Alice & Molly

Yum Yum Gimme sum:
Debbie

Mike & Dave:
Mike & Dave

France's finest export, with Jocelyn:
Jenny & Jocelyn

Molly:
Alice & Molly

Alice:
Ms. Alice

Debbie & Jocelyn
Deb & Jocelyn

Tim:
Tim

Jenny, Mike, Dave & Alex:
Jenny, Mike, Dave & Alex


Well now that it is 7:48am (tech. sunday morning), I think I am ready for bed. YAWN!

Cioa for now!

Jocelyn

06:59 AM | Comments (3)

October 20, 2005

Another night at the Barbie Dream Loft. Just chilled, just hung, just layed back..... Mike & Oh Jackie Oh came for a visit, and drinks and of course the best show on TV--Americas Next Top Model. Jackie donated our Evacuee (Horton) a bunch of clothes!! She is such a great girl--I know because we are both Greenwich Girrrllzzz and we were raised right!! And Jill's friend Mike brought him a bottle of Jim Beam and a close friend of MaryJane. Hey what else could a down and out New Orleans guy he need? ;-)

Has anyone else noticed that the lesbian, Kim, on Americas Next Top Model looks just like my roommate Jill? Watch it, and compare if you haven't!!
Anyway, we took some pics:

Horton in a new shirt donated by Oh Jackie Oh oh Oh!:
Horton

Horton, Jill & Mike:
Horton, Jill & Mike

Horton & Mike:
Horton & Mike

Jill & Mike:
Jill & Mike

So just an update on Horton--We have had very positive response from the DMV, the Social Security Administration and a hotline set up for people needing new birth certificates--Horton has no ID because it was lost in Hurricane Katrina, so getting a job has been difficult--But I would just like everyone to know--local businesses in Williamsburg are working with him--and want to hire him regardless. Because of course everyone in Williamsburg is falling in love wth him!! Lotsa Love in da Burg!
I'll keep you posted.

Ciao for now,

Jocelyn0

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October 18, 2005

So our long awaited refugee from New Orleans arrived yesterday. His name is Horton he is 20 years old and he has had quite the rough journey. He will be staying with us at the Barbie Dream Loft until his Fema check arrives, he gets a job (has a couple of promising offers from the neighborhood already, including Beacons Closet our favorite thrift store), and gets an apt. He is a punk rock artist who lost everything as a result of Hurricane Katrina. Here are some photos of New Yorks latest addition:

Horton:
Horton

Horton & Jill:
Horton & Jill

Horton:
Horton

Horton:
Horton

We may be having benefits for him, and I might try to set up a donation site for him. He's a sweet kid--you'll all love him.

Ciao,

Jocelyn

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October 17, 2005

My sister Lorraine has been living it up at Trinity College. She sends me some highlights of her life up there from time to time:

Jolie, Katie & Lorraine
Jolie, Katie & Lorraine

Lorraine & Brett:
Lorraine & her boyfriend Brett

Brett & Lorraine:
Brett & Lorraine

Look how good Lorraine looks coming home late at night:
Lorraine after a long night

This is what I look like coming home late at night:
Jocelyn @ the end of the night

Ugh the difference between 19 & 30 is very clear.

Ciao,

Jocelyn

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October 16, 2005

Saturday night I threw the long awaited birthday party for my I-Pod Trixie. She recently turned one years old and I just love her so much! Everyone I invited had to bring their favorite CD's so I could upload them into her warm soft white belly. I am now the proud listener of Monster Ballads, 50 Cent, Patsy Cline, The Cardigans, and lots of French Rock from Jenny. I think we stayed up too late for Farm Fresh Fred's liking, but he needed to be broken in to the ways of New Yorkers.

I took loads of pictures! Here are the highlights:

Knuckles, Jill, Jocelyn, Jenny & Debbie:
Knuckles, Jill, Jocelyn, Jenny & Debbie

Chip (our new neighbor) & Jenny:
Chip & Jenny

Agatha, Oh Jackie Oh and Chip:
Anastasia, Oh Jackie Oh and Chip

SPECIAL PIXXIESTAILS CONTEST:
The first person to correctly guess whose ass is being smacked by our electric fly swatter will win a prize!!! Leave your answer in the comments section below and be sure to include your e-mail address. (answers will not be accepted by guests of the party, duh.)
The first person to guess who's ass this is, WINS

Chip & Knuckles:
Chip & Knuckles

The World Famous Smitten:
The world famous Smitten

Alex, Steve & Really Gay Dave:
Alex, Steve & Really Gay Dave

Knuckles, Chip & Steve:
Knuckles, Chip and Steve

Jill & Smitten:
Jill & Debbie

Jill & Jocelyn:
Jocelyn & Jill

Really Gay Dave & Jocelyn:
Really Gay Dave & Jocelyn

Farm Fresh Fred, wants to go to bed:
Farm Fresh Fred

Jenny, Knuckles & Jocelyn:
Jenny, Knuckles & Jocelyn

Jenny & Knuckles:
Jenny & Knuckles

Jill, Knuckles & Jocelyn:
Jill, Knuckles & Jocelyn

Jenny & Debbie:
Jenny & Debbie

Pound it hot daughter:
Jill

Great night, hard morning. Trixies Belly is full of new music, Mom is so proud. I would like to take this opportunity to thank my main man, Jesus, for making I-Pods & Alcohol possible. (not to mention prescription medication). Thank you Jesus.

Can I hear an Amen?

AMEN

Jocelyn

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October 13, 2005

We had a little dinner party tonight at the Barbie Dream Loft. Oh Jackie Oh came over and Kendra came for desert and brought her super adorable Dog named Jenna Bush. And of course Farm Fresh Fred was here.

Here are some pics:

Fred & Jill:
Fred & Jill

Oh Jackie Oh:
Oh Jackie Oh

Jill & Kendra:
Jill & Kendra

Jocelyn and cute cute Jenna Bush:
Jocelyn & Jenna

Jill & Jenna:
Jill & Jenna Busch

Ciao for now,

Jocelyn

11:05 PM | Comments (0)

October 11, 2005

I went to meet my new nephew Bjorn over the weekend. He is super cute and I have a couple of pictures to show you!

Baby Bjorn:
Baby Bjorn

Bjorn & Auntie Jocelyn:
Bkorn & Aunt Jocelyn

My sister Lorraine & Baby Bjorn:
Bjorn & Lorraine

Jocelyn & Bjorn:
Jocelyn & Bjorn

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October 10, 2005

Jill and I took Farm Fresh Fred to Beacons Closet for some new clothes. He was kind of looking hopelessly Connecticut with his California clothes, and really needed a new look if he was going to be living in fabulous Williamsburg. I think I did a really good job. Tell me what you think:

Farm Fresh Fed, BEFORE:
Farm fresh Fred before

Farm Fresh Fred, AFTER:
Farm Fresh Fred turns in to Fabulous Fred

Anyone else want a make-over? You know who to call!

Ciao for now,

Jocelyn

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I spent Sunday afternoon travelling to meet my new nephew Bjorn in PA. It was actaully a nice time, not to much screaming baby--much more cute sleepy baby and nice afternoon spent with the Bro.'s family.

When I got home from my trip my super nice houseguest made Fish Tacos--my absolute favorite food in the whole entire world. He is going to have to teach Jill & I how to make them before he leaves. Here are soem pics:

Fred--cooking fish tacos:
Fred cooking fish tacos

Yum:
fish tacos

He made his own peach salsa--So good:
yum fish taco

Later tonight I will post the pictures of my new nephew.

Ciao for now,

Jocelyn

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October 08, 2005

Jill and I decided to show Farm Fresh Fred what Greenpoint (Brooklyn) was like last night. We took a car over to the Pencil Factory at about 10:30. We had a couple of beers and waited for Jill's chronically late ex-boyfriend to show up. He did, eventually. One of the highlights of the night was when we got Fred & Mike to play Gay Chicken. Fred won and Mike was a very sore loser about it. Then we decided to let Mike show us around Greenpoint. We started by trying to go to Exit -- They tried to charge us $15 dollars a person to get in. It was not worth $15 each to hang out with Polish whores, which is basically what the club Exit is on a Saturday night in Greenpoint. Mike then took us to his local bar, it had a pool table and a juke box. After a pint of Brooklyn Brewerys Octoberfest, Mike invited us to his loft down the street. When I say I have seen disgusting apts. before, I had no idea. Mike's apt. was the most disgusting apt. I have ever seen in my whole entire life. Don't worry, I took pictures.

Farm Fresh Fred & Jill:
Farm Fresh Fred & Jill


Mike & Fred:
Mike & Fred

Jocelyn & Mike:
Jocelyn & Fred

Mike lives in squalor:
Mike lives in squaller

Poor fishy, look how much water has evaporated in his tank!!:
Poor Fishy.  Living in Squaller

Mike's sink:
Mikes dishes

Fridge in squalor:
Fridge in squaller

Mike's room:
Mikes room (in squaller)

Mike's bed. Is that asbestos on the ceiling?:
Mikes Room

Jocelyn & Fred in Mikes Room:
Jocelyn & Fred

Yuck. Can you believe a grown man lives like that.

Gross.

Ciao for now,

Jocelyn

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October 05, 2005

OK, OK, I know I have not been updating. I've heard the complaints. But the truth is--I haven't left my couch in over a week. I've done jack schitt. The only thing exciting happening tonight is that Roqweesha is in town from DC. She has finally taken the plunge and decided to move to NY. So she is using the loft as a landing pad to look for a new apt. and find a job. She's a lawyer--know anyone who's hiring? Got a swank LES pad for her to move into? Contact me.
Speaking of landing pads, tomorrow night we have Farm Fresh Fred from California coming to stay for a week. He's a good friend of a friend coming to look for APT's in New York too. And then after he stays, we have Hank the refugee from New Orleans. He's a 21 year old punk rock artist that the Red Cross has worked with us to provide temporary housing for while he looks for a new apt. in New York. I know, I am such a do-gooder. I think this calls for a fund raiser party next weekend to help Hank the refugee get started.

Anyway, here are some pictures from Roqweesha's search for the swank LES pad:

Roqweesha & Jill:
Roqweesha & Jill

Searching for that Swank LES pad:
searching for swank on the LES

What the Fluff? It is hazy hot & humid in NY again:
Hazy hot and humid in NY again

Roqweesha & Jocelyn, searching for her little slice of heaven:
searching for her little slice of heaven

Bose from the Bronx is just plain pissed. He wants his dream loft back:
Bose wants his dream loft back


I promise to update more!

Ciao for now,

Jocelyn

06:55 PM | Comments (1)

October 01, 2005

Well I was supposed to stay in last night and watch a movie, but Jill invited that troublesome girl Oh Jackie Oh over. She is just one of those trouble making Greenwich girls & a bad influence on our little family. The next thing we know we are out at a lesbian bar and then end up at Kellogs Diner at 2 in the morning eating Disco Fries (in case you don't know what Disco Fries are--they are well done french fries with melted cheese and gravy on the side). I was SO tired today at the glass studio. YAWN. Well I am going to take a nap now. I need to be well rested for my Peter Lugars steak dinner tonight. Yum!

Here are some pictures of us goofing off last night:

Princess Jill:
Princess Jill

Oh Jackie Oh and Jill:
Oh Jackie Oh & Jill

Jocelyn & Oh Jackie Oh:
Jocelyn & Oh Jackie Oh

Jackie & Jill at Kellogs:
so cute

Ciao for now,

Jocelyn

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