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October 08, 2005

Jill and I decided to show Farm Fresh Fred what Greenpoint (Brooklyn) was like last night. We took a car over to the Pencil Factory at about 10:30. We had a couple of beers and waited for Jill's chronically late ex-boyfriend to show up. He did, eventually. One of the highlights of the night was when we got Fred & Mike to play Gay Chicken. Fred won and Mike was a very sore loser about it. Then we decided to let Mike show us around Greenpoint. We started by trying to go to Exit -- They tried to charge us $15 dollars a person to get in. It was not worth $15 each to hang out with Polish whores, which is basically what the club Exit is on a Saturday night in Greenpoint. Mike then took us to his local bar, it had a pool table and a juke box. After a pint of Brooklyn Brewerys Octoberfest, Mike invited us to his loft down the street. When I say I have seen disgusting apts. before, I had no idea. Mike's apt. was the most disgusting apt. I have ever seen in my whole entire life. Don't worry, I took pictures.

Farm Fresh Fred & Jill:
Farm Fresh Fred & Jill


Mike & Fred:
Mike & Fred

Jocelyn & Mike:
Jocelyn & Fred

Mike lives in squalor:
Mike lives in squaller

Poor fishy, look how much water has evaporated in his tank!!:
Poor Fishy.  Living in Squaller

Mike's sink:
Mikes dishes

Fridge in squalor:
Fridge in squaller

Mike's room:
Mikes room (in squaller)

Mike's bed. Is that asbestos on the ceiling?:
Mikes Room

Jocelyn & Fred in Mikes Room:
Jocelyn & Fred

Yuck. Can you believe a grown man lives like that.

Gross.

Ciao for now,

Jocelyn

October 8, 2005 04:39 AM

Comments

um why is farm fresh fred wearing my andy warhol films t-shirt. i want a divorce.

Posted by: gay husband at October 10, 2005 12:53 PM

please don't break up! she'll make it up to you, i promise. why can't we all live together, like we used to when i was little?

Posted by: jill at October 10, 2005 03:49 PM

You'll get the shirt back when I collect all of the back child support you owe me.

Posted by: Jocelyn at October 10, 2005 04:16 PM

WOW! I thought that place i had before in the LES was a dive (chronic smell/traces of cat piss etc.) but that just looks plain evil.

Posted by: michael at October 10, 2005 06:56 PM