May 22, 2005

Crystal & Raul got married on Saturday at the Immaculate Conception Church on 14th Street. Everything was going fine until Jill knocked the trannie porn on the floor (can you believe it is still in our possesion?) in the middle of the ceremony. I was laughing so hard for about 10 minutes, I couldn't stop. We are definitley going to hell now. So we brought the bag of porn (Crystal left it at our house after the bachlorette party) to the reception at Luca Lounge on Avenue B in Alphabet City. The reception was spectacular, and I could not believe how perfect the weather was. The big gossip going around was about how my ex-boyfriend hit me and that Jill had hooked up with a guy. (Note to Jill's Mom, I told you I would bring her back from the darkside--you owe me $10,000.00)
Sometime during the reception I stole the Trannie Porn out of the bag and put it in Jenny's purse! AHa hha ah aha ha ha ah aha haah aha a
Knuckles, our new best friend for life, drunk dialed Bisquit at 1:30 in the afternoon so she could listen to his voicemail. But he answered and ended up calling me 17 times through the day and all night and then he shows up outside of my apartment at 5:00 in the morning. Yes of course I buzzed him in, how can anyone say no to Bisquitino.
After the reception we went to a kareoke bar on 1st Avenue & 14th Street. I sang something by Fleetwood Mac, Miss World by Hole, and Blue Monday by New Order. It was so fun. Loved it. Then we went out to dinner and then we came back here to the Barbie Dream Party Palace and had cocktails with the whole gang. Really Gay Dave told all of our cute boy neighbors that he wanted to have sex with them. It was so embarrassing. Almost as embarrasing as when Dave told Steve that all of Isreals problems were somehow his girlfriend Gloria's fault. WHAT? How is that possible. She is just a nice girl from Brooklyn.
Anyway, best wedding I have ever been to--really, no cheese factor going on at all here. Great people, great food, long ass crazy night. Perfect.

Oh and I took about 200 pictures, here are some of the highlights:

Raul, The always fabulous Alexis, and cute girl Jill at dinner:

Oooo French girls are sexy when they are angry. Maybe she found the trannie porn in her purse? Jenny at dinner:

Crystal & Manuel. Listening to yet another shocking thing coming out of Really Gay Dave's mouth:

Rachel (Rauls hot daughter) Jocelyn & Manuel. (OMG Crystal is a Mom now!):

Alexis & Jill:

Jill, Molly, Alexis & Me! Do you see my cut nose? Yeah my ex-boyfriend did that to me. Long story, another post perhaps.

Molly singing Kareoke:

Jocelyn & Molly:

Jenny & Alice:

I cannot offer any explanation for this. Except I think it is Alexis & Jenny:

Jocelyn kareoke, singing Blue Monday by New Order:

Jill & Craig:

Jill rocking out:

Jill & Molly:

Raul & Rachel:

Jocelyn, Alexis, Jill (look at her hair! I did it) Craig and Frank:

Crystal & friend:

Crystal & Rachel:

Frank inspecting the bag of porn:

Really Gay Dave, Gloria & Steve:

Gloria loves Really Gay Dave:

The beautiful Bride:

Jill, Servi, Knuckles & Craig

Molly & Alice:

Gloria & Steve:

Darren and his grooves:

May 22, 2005 01:42 PM

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